cuntstabulator

A person or machine whose sole task is to cunt stab . One does this supposedly for a living. Typically used as an insult.

Sir Sean the megalodon Chelsea OG from the dirty roller squadron the whore mongering whore master himself the vag agitator honorable lord cuntstabulator.

James: I got you a gift sweetie.
Knurtelia: Oh ,It's one of those cuntstabulators I saw in the mall last week. They seem so handy. Thank you honey! I'm gonna have so much fun!