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The day after stubble from shaving around the snatch that often causes an unpleasant and annoying scratching feeling. Also can be used to describe someone who is irritating.
She got a cuntstache coming along, that filthy bitch.

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Stop being such a fucking cuntstache!
by Rob Tek July 11, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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After giving oral sex to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a 'cuntstache'. This is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. This can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.
Peter: Hey dude, you met up with Linda last night?

Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...

Peter: Dude you have a rash..

Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.
by RyanJWN November 20, 2013
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A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu
"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"
by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020
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