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Cuntrunt

Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.
Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?
by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004
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Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
by DJRailz January 19, 2021
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cunthunt

The magnificent activity enjoyed by many horny men, and sometimes women in lesbian situations. This can be done in a group format or it can be done individually. In many group formats, the Head Leader, would command his fellow cunthunters to join him in the search for exotic pussy. During the journey one may bump into booby traps such as the "Bush" or an STD infested pussy. These can end the cunthunter's life or possibly put forth much shame, resulting in immediate dismissal from the cunthunt.
Ricky and his two brothers went on a cunthunt to pass the time.

When I asked Gary when he met his fiancee, he replied, "I ran into her during my cunthunt."

Nelson is the best cunthunter I know. He is fearless like a lion. He is bold like an eagle. He is horny like a rhino. Everytime he takes part in the cunthunt, he fingers every girl and leaves her confused. That is the way of the cunthunter. Be quick and mysterious.

Jaquan knows what to bring to the cunthunt. He packs a bag full of flavored condoms and clean underwear. I must do the same.
by Wild and Mild August 8, 2008
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cunt runt

An unborn child still in the womb. Specifically used in a derogatory manner when denouncing being the father of the child.
That bitch is crazy! I don't care how many times she said we fucked! That cunt runt is not mine!
by NerdPope December 9, 2008
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Cuntpunt

Kicking a woman in the cunt like a football.
Don't touch me you bitch or I'll cunt punt you so fucking hard.
by Chadical May 6, 2003
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cuntgrunt

an alternative to fanny fart but alot more more amusing
everything was going well until the cuntgrunt started, I lost my focus
by frankgrimey February 11, 2008
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Cuntpunter

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.
"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"
by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008
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