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Cunthunta

That mofo Derek is one helluva cunthunta. He'll go for anything with a vulva and a pulse - scratch that, the pulse is optional.
by Cunthunta June 21, 2013
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cunthurt

The female specific version of "butthurt".

It is commonly used to refer to women who act emotionally erratic, unreasonable and sulkily over trivial things, that caused them to be offended. (especially when it happened ages ago)
Thus it is most commonly applied to third wave feminists by people with common sense, sorry, sexist shitlords.
Mrs. Cunthurt: OMG, like I can't believe my dad told a blonde joke to his friends in front of me and my mom!

Friend: *Sigh* You're bringing that up again? Seriously, that was in 6th grade. You're 30 right now!

Mrs. Cunthurt: What?! You're taking his side?! Do you realize how sexist and demeaning that was?!

Friend: Oh shut up and don't be so fucking cunthurt, woman!
by Etsin February 10, 2015
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Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020
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Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
by DJRailz January 19, 2021
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cunthunt

The magnificent activity enjoyed by many horny men, and sometimes women in lesbian situations. This can be done in a group format or it can be done individually. In many group formats, the Head Leader, would command his fellow cunthunters to join him in the search for exotic pussy. During the journey one may bump into booby traps such as the "Bush" or an STD infested pussy. These can end the cunthunter's life or possibly put forth much shame, resulting in immediate dismissal from the cunthunt.
Ricky and his two brothers went on a cunthunt to pass the time.

When I asked Gary when he met his fiancee, he replied, "I ran into her during my cunthunt."

Nelson is the best cunthunter I know. He is fearless like a lion. He is bold like an eagle. He is horny like a rhino. Everytime he takes part in the cunthunt, he fingers every girl and leaves her confused. That is the way of the cunthunter. Be quick and mysterious.

Jaquan knows what to bring to the cunthunt. He packs a bag full of flavored condoms and clean underwear. I must do the same.
by Wild and Mild August 8, 2008
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cuntshunt

To prevent a woman's amorous advances towards another, usually a friend.

The female-specific form of cockblocking.
Courtney was unable to hook up with Steve, thanks to Roger completely cuntshunting her all night.
by Raythe666 August 18, 2009
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Cuntpunt

Kicking a woman in the cunt like a football.
Don't touch me you bitch or I'll cunt punt you so fucking hard.
by Chadical May 6, 2003
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