cuntgrunt

an alternative to fanny fart but alot more more amusing

everything was going well until the cuntgrunt started, I lost my focus

by frankgrimey February 11, 2008

Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.

"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"

by DJRailz January 19, 2021

cunt grunt

a queef or vaginal fart

After sex, sally let out a cunt grunt.

by jesus frog October 20, 2010

cuntgunk

spotty white-yellowish, sometimes semi-clear sludge lining the vaginal wall and secreting from the labia minora and majora and sometimes even the clitora.

"is that plaque on your teeth?"

"no, i just sucked the cuntgunk off sally's button."

by Asian McLove kelly reilly April 4, 2009

cunthunt

The magnificent activity enjoyed by many horny men, and sometimes women in lesbian situations. This can be done in a group format or it can be done individually. In many group formats, the Head Leader, would command his fellow cunthunters to join him in the search for exotic pussy. During the journey one may bump into booby traps such as the "Bush" or an STD infested pussy. These can end the cunthunter's life or possibly put forth much shame, resulting in immediate dismissal from the cunthunt.

Ricky and his two brothers went on a cunthunt to pass the time.

When I asked Gary when he met his fiancee, he replied, "I ran into her during my cunthunt."

Nelson is the best cunthunter I know. He is fearless like a lion. He is bold like an eagle. He is horny like a rhino. Everytime he takes part in the cunthunt, he fingers every girl and leaves her confused. That is the way of the cunthunter. Be quick and mysterious.

Jaquan knows what to bring to the cunthunt. He packs a bag full of flavored condoms and clean underwear. I must do the same.

by Wild and Mild August 8, 2008

Cuntgratulate

Term used to convey deep respect and awe to an individual (male or female) that has gotten all up inside many cunts of various shapes, sizes and smells. Typically qualifies individual as a cunt connoisseur.

Sir I must cuntgratulate you on your epic tour of European countries. I can't believe you scored snatch in every single one of the countries you visited!

by The Masta Z July 29, 2013

cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.

cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.

by Matt-jw May 15, 2016