cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.

God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.

cuntpie by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009

Cuntpie

Dumbass, cunt, douchebag, basically a different way of calling someone a cunt with a hint of humor. can also be a noun.

"dude stop being such a cuntpie."
"youre a gay cuntpie"
"that kid can go eat a cuntpie"

Cuntpie by Mr Chepopacap October 12, 2006

Cuntpike 

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

Cuntpike by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Xi Cuntpig 

The Chinese dictator who exported the China virus globally

The Italians embraced Chinamen during the initial phases of the Xindemic, that made matters worse during the initial phase.

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some virus

Xi Cuntpig by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.

My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.

cuntpression by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014

Cuntpit 

cunt·pit kunt-pit –noun
A space, usually enclosed, in the forward fuselage of an airplane containing the flying controls, instrument panel, and seats for a female pilot and female copilot or female flight crew.

Q: Where does a female airline pilot sit?

A: In the cuntpit.

Cuntpit by Downside Risk February 24, 2010

Cuntie Beaver 

A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.

I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.

Cuntie Beaver by DougieFry December 12, 2019