The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.
Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.
by TheBigDumbAnimal July 4, 2017
Icelandic slang for croutons.
Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's
Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.
Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's
Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.
1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."
2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"
3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!
2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"
3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!
by toot toot toot March 22, 2008
The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.
by Alaina Spaur September 1, 2007