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contrapreneur 

Portmanteau of "contra" and "entrepreneur." Someone who sees the business possibilities in reactionary and counter-revolutionary operations.
The #FusionRiseUp conference is a great place for a contrapreneur to get their startup recognized by the CIA and the State Department, so they can participate in future US-backed color "revolutions."
contrapreneur by gavinsaywhat November 19, 2014

Cuntnapped 

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.
"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"
Cuntnapped by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

contrapherbious

when one is confused by the womenfolk.
sexual confusion regarding a relationship status, usually holds prominence when waiting for the acceptance of a relationship status request, however can be used to explain the deciphering of breaking up with a complicated female or relationship.To be contrapherbious, one must be male as women cannot comprehend the term "contrapherbious" as they have acquired a more in depth state of mind regarding their dysfunctional relationships.
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is often confused with an LSD high.
"Elliott. i'm feeling totally contrapherbious about this girl.."
"yeah, dave. tell me 'bout it"

contrapedation 

When two persons come face to face then both go in the same direction to move out of each other's way.
"As Ben attempted to move out of Judy's way, they both experienced an awkward moment of contrapedation."

cattrapped 

When a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can't bare to move them. So now you are stuck until they arise.
I was going to get some laundry done, but I ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon.

But baby, I was cattrapped!
cattrapped by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.
Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.