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Cuntimonious 

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.
My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!
Cuntimonious by Skroatum April 16, 2021
you are being a complete cunt of a human being, your cuntism is not appreciated.
cuntism by fizzpopbang February 21, 2011
Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).
Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Cuntimony by Newman336 July 29, 2013
Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.

It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."

"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
Cuntism by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014

Cuntitioner 

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner
Cuntitioner by Ant.A July 5, 2012

cunticiosity 

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"
cunticiosity by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013