Cuntfuse

Verb; To call the girl you're banging by another woman's name.

"Major mishap with that chic from next door bro. I totally got cuntfused or something and called her my ex's name while I was banging it out. Needless to say, she left before my grand finale."

by alockbox April 2, 2009

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cuntfused

As clueless as a woman

im so fucking cuntfused

by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007

cuntfused

Confused because you are a woman.

"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."

by thethirdhnc July 29, 2009

Cuntfusion

1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.

2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.

1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.

2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.

by nieksjd January 13, 2009

cuntfussing

when an annoying person is fussing about something and or is inconsistently rambling and speaking and maybe nagging

James: No offense but your girlfriend is always cuntfussing about the smallest and weakest of reasons
Jack: Whats cuntfussing?
James: complaining

by W33niss January 6, 2017