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cuntemplating 

When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.
Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
cuntemplating by Uberchica December 10, 2006

contemplaying 

the act of thinking about playing a Computer game, a shortening of "contemplating playing"
<@panda_sam> snoozing atm so i'm contemplaying l4d2
contemplaying by Vin Rhinocelot January 15, 2010

contempleting

While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.
While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..

He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..
contempleting by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008

Cumtemplating 

The decision process in which someone goes through after one has ejaculated in thier mouth as to whether to swallow the load like a champ or to spit it out discreetly like a priss.
After the massive the load I shot in her mouth she had to do some major cumtemplating.
Cumtemplating by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Cuntemplation 

When you reflect on all the vaginas you've enjoyed in your life.
Bruce was in a deep level of Cuntemplation. Visulising all the vaginas he'd seen in his lifetime. It was a pleasant form of meditation.
Cuntemplation by Liliath October 31, 2022

Cuntemplation 

The act of rembering all the Assholes you have the misfortune to know.
There are so many Assholes in my life. I am resigned to a life of Cuntemplation.
Cuntemplation by Liliath October 31, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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