when a person combines all of their assumptions and presumptions without any evidence or education in to one conglomerate, of sorts, conclusion.
He was at wit's end, distraught, thinking he had murdered his own mother, when he discovered, after communicating with his level headed, sane girlfriend, (who's heart is bigger than the sun for putting up with this degenerate) that his conclumptions were nothing more, than a figment of his hysteria.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!