"Major mishap with that chic from next door bro. I totally got cuntfused or something and called her my ex's name while I was banging it out. Needless to say, she left before my grand finale."

Cuntfuse by alockbox April 2, 2009

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cuntfused

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.

"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"

cuntfused by daisy21 December 8, 2007

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Cuntfuzed

This word is used when referring to a female (human) who is lost in the land of confusion. The word is commonly used by male humans in a derogatory way. The term dumb cunt is used in a similar fashion.

"She is so cuntfuzed it is actually funny"

Cuntfuzed by The Sickologist May 20, 2022

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cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

cuntfused by Leah October 19, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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