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Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.
Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.
Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007
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assbasket 

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.
You duck eating assbasket!
assbasket by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assbasket 

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.
Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.
assbasket by btsmith January 12, 2006

Assbasket 

*just reads and gives answer to #1*
jackson: whats number one
me: fucking assbasket its 3
Assbasket by the.trillest.one April 20, 2018
The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.
"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"
assgasket by Dylan March 13, 2004

Assjacket 

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006

Ass Basket 

A person who has demonstrated his ability to be more than just an ordinary ass! A massive jerk equivalent to a basket full of asses.
Jeez that guy is a real ass basket!
Ass Basket by Renegade63x September 18, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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