Friend "OMG did you see that guy staring at me, I'm SO hot and he knows it!"

Me: " He was staring at your camel toe stupid, don't be such a cunnidingus!!!!"

Cunnidingus by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

Related Words

Cunnidigis • cunnidingus • cunniligus • cunniliguist • Cunniligus Face • cunnilingish • cunnilingist • Cunnilitis

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

cunniligus by Jordan June 15, 2004

cunniliguist

(noun) a person who enjoys giving oral sexual pleasure to a woman.

hunny, the way you munch my cotton candy!! you are one hell of a cunniliguist!!!

cunniliguist by slingbob777 October 18, 2006

cunnilingist

Cunnilingist

I am a Cunnilingist, the best pussy eating Master in the world. But not just by using my tongue, lips or fingers to help a woman climax to the pinnacle, of the most wonderful orgasms she will ever receive. Even the lightest touch, or my witts, cleverness of whispering words at times, will be sufficient enough to get you extremely wet!

A Cunnilingist is Professional or Master of the Art of making love to a vagina. Someone that is the best at eating pussy. A Creator of new movements or tricks to stimulate the vulva, labia minora, clitoris ect...

cunnilingist by Dxthing April 23, 2014

cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.

I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.

cunnidingus by driver_im8 July 5, 2009

cunnilingish

Halfway to cunnilingus but not quite there yet.

A man performs cunnilingus on a woman and makes out with the same woman or another third party, the person who made out with this person (the person who performed cunnilingus) has just performed cunnilingus by association. A woman goes to her best friend and says not only did he and i have sex, we had cunnilingish.

cunnilingish by Dustin Tiret March 26, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026