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nasty slut. cundy- gross and slutty looking . cunded- intercourse with nasty slut
morgan has had sex with so many people, she's a cund.
Cund by Ashlyn brooke May 4, 2008
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Cundivator 

The Cundivator controller of the chaos engine, dissembler of information and to stop all logic in the known universe , a character from the modern day Dr Who Series. Set largely in Caridff (South Wales) and sometimes Raglen
The Dr tried to email Rose but was intercepted by the Cundivator,
Cundivator by aceinthehole3 June 26, 2009
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cundi • Cundiff • Cundiffed • Cundy • cunder • cundle • Cund • cundam • Cundango • Cundari

Cundiffed 

Verb. Based on the missed field goal by Billy Cundiff to loose the AFC championship game against the Patriots. To fail in a pressure situation, especially when the task is easily accomplished. Synonymous to choking, or pulling a LeBron in the 4th quarter.
Jay: Man did you see that kick at the end of the New England/ Baltimore game?
John: Yeah the kicker really Cundiffed.
Cundiffed by fireturner February 11, 2012

Cundiffed 

The act of kicking or throwing the ball inaccurately, usually far to the left.
A: Did he nail the throw home from the outfield?
B: Nah, he Cundiffed it.

A: Did the Ravens win?
B: No, they got Cundiffed.
Cundiffed by Connexion March 7, 2012

Cundiffed 

The act of messing up the simpliest of tasks so badly, that you never get another opportunity to succeed.
Stanford had been rehearsing his presentation for days but when it came time to present, he cundiffed. The presentation completely missed its mark.
Cundiffed by John E NB February 19, 2012
"Hey guys, Let's all go to the Cundug."

"Don't mess with the Cundug!"

"The Cundug says "Stop humping my Cundug.""

Billy Cundiff 

One who misses a last second field goal in a the 2012 AFC championship, or in general fucks up under high pressure.
Ian:*shanks a field goal*
Ben: "Your such a Billy Cundiff"
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