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To choke when everyone is counting on you; To be a giant failure at accomplishing a sure thing; A reference to ex-ravens kicker Billy Cundiff missing the game tying kick in the 2012 AFC Championship
Can you believe Chad struck out in kickball? He's such a damn cundiff
Cundiff by tootall34 February 11, 2012
To miss and choke a NFL game winning or saving field goal wide left from a close distance, such as inside the 35-yard line where most professional kickers make every kick. Applied more liberally, to miss or choke something very easy that you are expected to always make.
"Wow, I can't believe I cundiff'd that shot. I was so close and make it every time."
cundiff by billy_cundiff February 15, 2012
Having dandruff on your genital hair.
Don’t suck his dick, he has Cundiff!
Cundiff by Psedudym May 17, 2022

Billy Cundiff 

One who misses a last second field goal in a the 2012 AFC championship, or in general fucks up under high pressure.
Ian:*shanks a field goal*
Ben: "Your such a Billy Cundiff"

billy cundiff 

the worst kicker in the nfl and plays for the baltimore ravens. the ravens aren't in the superbowl because this bitch can't get a a field goal
Guy: you're kicking like a billy cundiff right now
billy cundiff by angryman13 February 11, 2012

The Billy Cundiff 

The act of using smegma as lube while ravishing the puss puss until completion then proceeding to lick the cheesy substance out for a midnight snack.
Joey Flacco uses The Billy Cundiff on his wife while teaching his children his "moves".
The Billy Cundiff by Mike Getz January 24, 2014
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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