cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 02, 2021

Sneaky rafiki

When a man is having sex he will look in the others poopsock. Stick his thumb in it, and as the person looks behind them with the first persons uses their thumb to rub a line on the second persons face and says “simba”

What did you do with your girlfriend yesterday?
I did the sneaky rafiki

by thatguy_755 March 01, 2021