jismhunter

A dog thats got the scent of tissues/socks that have been used for wanking in

Blimey I was down stairs in frontroom watching tv with my parents and the jismhunter came in with my sock in his mouth. ..gutted!!

by rottencock March 20, 2015

mobsilence

That moment you realise everyone in room is on their mobiles surfing

Hang on guys we at a mobsilence

by rottencock March 16, 2015

Toilet giggle

Laughing at graffiti in toilets

Haha just been for a piss..had right Toilet giggle

by rottencock September 12, 2017

Cumswatch

I was mentally counting in my head my cumswatch as I was fking and miss timed it

I was counting in my head before I shot my load.but my cumswatch must be broken

by rottencock October 10, 2019

misslocated

Drunks term for when u trying to locate the honeyhole and you slip into the chocolate dispenser

Pete..I was pissed as a fart last night and ended up shagging a right minger... johnnie ....did you fk her pussygood? Pete....no! I misslocated and got brownring on my cock

by rottencock March 20, 2015

cockswab

When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end

Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase

by rottencock March 16, 2015

Hedgehog

An elderly ladies bush

I was expecting a greasy slide or at least a dead badger but when I took of her pantaloons I was confronted by an angry hedgehog

by rottencock October 10, 2019