Definitions by rottencock

Hedgehog

An elderly ladies bush

I was expecting a greasy slide or at least a dead badger but when I took of her pantaloons I was confronted by an angry hedgehog

Hedgehog by rottencock October 10, 2019

Cumswatch 

I was mentally counting in my head my cumswatch as I was fking and miss timed it

I was counting in my head before I shot my load.but my cumswatch must be broken

Cumswatch by rottencock October 10, 2019

Toilet giggle 

Laughing at graffiti in toilets

Haha just been for a piss..had right Toilet giggle

Toilet giggle by rottencock September 12, 2017

busrage 

The rage u get on bus when the driver has to stop at all the stops before yours

Just txting my mate down pub...im on bus but its stopping at every fkin stop...im gonna be late..in fact im in a state of busrage

busrage by rottencock March 20, 2015

misslocated 

Drunks term for when u trying to locate the honeyhole and you slip into the chocolate dispenser

Pete..I was pissed as a fart last night and ended up shagging a right minger... johnnie ....did you fk her pussygood? Pete....no! I misslocated and got brownring on my cock

misslocated by rottencock March 20, 2015

jismhunter

A dog thats got the scent of tissues/socks that have been used for wanking in

Blimey I was down stairs in frontroom watching tv with my parents and the jismhunter came in with my sock in his mouth. ..gutted!!

jismhunter by rottencock March 20, 2015

cockswab 

When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end

Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase

cockswab by rottencock March 16, 2015