cumslant

Insult preferably used by Australians. Usually implying you like mad pp

"Shut up"
"No u cumslant"

cumslant by Ballsmuncher May 14, 2023

Cumulant 

A sperm cell that was underdeveloped and somehow won the race

Bro 1: Yo bro you look like a cumulant.
Bro 2: I have 98 chromosomes.

Cumulant by retardBloke42 March 8, 2022

Cumstant 

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).

I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!

Cumstant by July_ April 17, 2022

Komodo Dragon Cumslang 

when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.

The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.

Komodo Dragon Cumslang by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Cumstantial Evidence 

Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.

Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.

Cumstantial Evidence by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023