Cumsplat
I gave John's mom a cumsplat last night, then i smeered it all around her face, then she gave me a twenty dollar bill.
Cumsplat by GaMeRrEmAg June 7, 2007
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Cumsplotion
When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.
Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.
Cumsplotion by Jerk October 21, 2004
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Cumsplotion
When a girl unexpectedly spits a mouthful of jizz all over her man's chest after blowing him, since she didnt know what else to do with it.
Cumsplotion by Mr. Waggy July 19, 2017
Cumsplotion
Cumsplotion by Ted Collins February 26, 2009
Dr.CumSplash
When a droplet of semen mixes with Jamaica and England. Usually appears in damp and lonely places along with his Asian familiar
Dr.CumSplash by Spoopa October 19, 2021
cumsplotion
cook a son's balls and serve them to his mother as a plate of meatballs. as she bites into it, there is an explosion of cum.
Cook: Want some meat balls?
Mother: Oh yes! Thank you!
Cook: Mhm, don't mention it.
Mother: *bites into ball and gets a pleasant cumsplotion from her son's balls*
Mother: Oh yes! Thank you!
Cook: Mhm, don't mention it.
Mother: *bites into ball and gets a pleasant cumsplotion from her son's balls*
cumsplotion by Waad August 22, 2021
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Cumsplatter by Mommajanges December 19, 2021
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