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A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!
by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009
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A small amount of cum that typically lands on a pillowcase or blanket that goes unnoticed for too long, resulting in it drying and leaving a pale splotch on the fabric.
I fucked your sister last night. Don’t believe me? Look at her black velvet blanket, bottom corner right near the tag, you’ll see a cumsplotch.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 08, 2019
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