Jerk's definitions

baud

straight trippin'

oooh......he was baud
dang
you should of seen that

by jerk October 5, 2003

shebang

uhmmmm
simply put a woman seeking a partner for sex

i felt doing pulling a shebang

by jerk October 5, 2003

dang

this is clear as rain....
it stands for anything when needed in some rotted situation.

Dang.......that aint right...

by jerk October 2, 2003

limp

too much time on ones hands

he was simply limpin'

by jerk January 2, 2007

blingage

any part of your costume ranging from headgear to wristware or from clothing to car.

Your blingage points were minimal yesterday, man.

by jerk October 5, 2003

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

by Jerk October 21, 2004

bangin

1. something happenin
2. something hitting the door roughly

1. Dang, yo! That was straight bangin.
2. Who is bangin at my door?!

by jerk October 6, 2003