Jerk's definitions

blingage

any part of your costume ranging from headgear to wristware or from clothing to car.

Your blingage points were minimal yesterday, man.

by jerk October 5, 2003

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

by Jerk October 21, 2004

nee-hi

a dummies way of saying knee hi
a girls black or white sock that goes up just under the knee

i need to get some knee his for school

by jerk October 4, 2003

tree

the cute little things they get stuck in the ground for a long time and never fall unless they are hurt by some wind or lightning

the tree is green.

by jerk October 4, 2003

morning glory

to wake and greet your love.

Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.

by jerk October 6, 2003

dang

this is clear as rain....
it stands for anything when needed in some rotted situation.

Dang.......that aint right...

by jerk October 2, 2003

eloquence

subdued elegance

he spoke with such eloquence

by jerk October 5, 2003