Cumsplatter

To completely cover ones face with large quantities of semen

Damn Man you hear last night I gave ciara a big old cumsplatter,she loved

Cumsplatter by Mommajanges December 19, 2021

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Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

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cumsputter

A surprised individual's attempt to avoid the oral penetration of ejaculate while receiving a cumshot, typically characterized by a sputtering sound as the recipient blows the substance from their lips.

David was amused by his unprepared girlfriend's cumsputter.

cumsputter by Amy2387 May 14, 2006

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cumsquatter

When a homosexual male couple are engaging in sex and the man on top just sits down on his partner's dick and lets him jizz into him.

Man, this guy at the club is known as the biggest cumsquatter in the bar.

cumsquatter by cjo May 6, 2003

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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