Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.
you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum
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Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
like Cumpelstiltskin?
Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
by Chief BT March 12, 2010
Get the Cumpelstiltskin mug.The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.
by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010
Get the Dumpelstiltskin mug.Player 1: "runs up to a 1 way room, places claymore... and crouches.
Player 2: "runs into the room and dies from claymore" WOW CAMPELSTILTSKIN!
Player 2: "runs into the room and dies from claymore" WOW CAMPELSTILTSKIN!
by Campelstiltskin December 3, 2010
Get the Campelstiltskin mug.1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,
2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax
2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax
1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.
2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"
2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"
by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009
Get the Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train mug.noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
by sandspit September 17, 2007
Get the chumplestiltskin mug.Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
by ptoohey October 6, 2006
Get the crumplestiltskin mug.The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
by Frat28 November 1, 2009
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