Dumpelstiltskin
The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.
Dumpelstiltskin by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010
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dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009
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Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train
1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,
2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax
2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax
1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.
2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"
2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"
Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009
Rumpelstiltskin
The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
Rumpelstiltskin by Frat28 November 1, 2009
rumpelstiltskin
Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.
Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.
rumpelstiltskin by dickbagjon January 5, 2018
Dumplestiltskin
When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.
I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!
Dumplestiltskin by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014
Cumpelstiltskin
Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.
you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum
like Cumpelstiltskin?
Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
like Cumpelstiltskin?
Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
Cumpelstiltskin by Chief BT March 12, 2010
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