cumnut

an insult, or another word to spell while playing scrabble.

shut up your mouth ya fuckin cumnut.

cumnut by cutieMcSlut December 4, 2004

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Cumnut

A cumnut is the process of going to someones house in order to receive peanuts, almonds, cashews, etc.

Hey Jeremy, wanna cumnut in me right now?

Cumnut by Chromnombomb June 29, 2019

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cumnut

The process of licking semen off of a males testicles

stevens and smith after school cumnut

cumnut by Lacocka December 21, 2008

Cumnut November

A one month challenge where you nut every day of November. Used by perverted teens who can't stand the sight of the cute girls in their school.

Friend 1: "I'm not going to make it through No Nut November"
Friend 2: "It's ok bro, I've now officially invented Cumnut November!"

Cumnut November by yourlocalnoodlex21 November 1, 2019

Reese's CumNut Butter Cup

The act of taking a spoonful of peanut butter and nutella and shoving it in a girl's vagina, then eating it out.

guy 1: Hey man how was that date last night?
guy 2: Great, I gave the girl a Reese's CumNut Butter Cup and it was amazing.

Reese's CumNut Butter Cup by phil9617 October 19, 2013

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

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