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Cumnt is a curse word that I made. It’s basically like the words Cunt and Cum mixed together. It means that someone is being a Cunt and eating Cum at the same time.
Person 1: Dude your such a fucking Cumnt, go keep eating cum Cumnt.
Person 2: Ok.....boomer
by Windless The God February 01, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Last night, it took all of my willpower to cumn't when she was sucking my dick.
by A Hobo Panda June 15, 2020
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cumn't is just a fancy way of saying "you must no cum" by making it sounds like something out of a Shakespeare play.
Jethro: Yo, I'm bout to bust a fat nut tonight!
Andy: No! you cumn't before December!
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by ChuggaBugga27 November 26, 2020
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