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Relatively quiet town in Ayrshire, Scotland. A few minor bad points and nothing to do but overall not that bad, alot better than other small towns of its kind.
"Want to go to cumnock?"
"Whats in Cumnock?"
"Nothing."
Cumnock by GTFYD February 27, 2009
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town in Scotland, (infamously) known for it's drunks, drinking, and fighting; reputedly: where William Wallace of 'Braveheart' fame hid-out
He was a real Cumnocker.
Cumnock by fhill January 1, 2008
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CumCocktion 

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......
After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....
CumCocktion by Master Brawny December 27, 2016
A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.
I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.
cumsock by guyonvacation October 27, 2008
sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.
"mum found the cumsock"
cumsock by dr cumsock November 9, 2020
a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"
cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005
A cock that is not cleaned after cumming.
For two days he had a cumcock.
Cumcock by JaneCState November 14, 2010
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B)
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A)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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