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Remorse felt after cumming on a woman you actually care about. Sets in after orgasm when you realize she's a human being and someone's daughter.

(Origin: Fanarchy podcast)
I felt cumorse right after I came on my girlfriend's face.
Cumorse by NotLindsay January 14, 2017

cummusical 

when someone plays something through there instrument, be it an electric or a classical one, and it sounds so musically amazing that those looking upon you see a look on your face as if you are a girl getting cummed on
"dude, dave mustaine playing the solo in Tornado of Souls was a cummusical experience for me"

"dude, when that french horn player hit a high C the saucy sound pierced through my ears quite cummusically"
cummusical by Hen Kenry December 17, 2008

Hummus Cummus 

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus
Hummus Cummus by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017

cummsicle 

A cummsicle is frozen cum on a stick. A cummsicle looks just like a popsicle but a cummsicle is white and taste a bit salty when frozen.
Jaclyn babyy always dreamed of having a cummsicle.
cummsicle by Maa March 1, 2007
In Israel they serve hummus with every meal. Israelis eat so much hummus that when girls give guys blow jobs, their cum tastes like hummus... therefore Cummus!
Omg so I went down on Johnathan last night and there was so much cummus!
Cummus by Cummus Mom February 5, 2010

cummys cult 

The most loyal servants of our lord cummy. we want him to stuff our holes with his fat cummy cock!
commonly found on reddit.
me: "OH CUMMY FILL ME WITH YOUR GLORIOUS PHAT COCK!!!!"
cummys cult: " yes my child"
cummys cult by JP 696969 March 15, 2020
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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