Cumersault 

When you sonic the hedgehog your way through a trail of ejaculate.

“Oh no! My spinal region is awfully sticky from that cumersault.”

Cumersault by Walt_Disney May 4, 2021

Cryersault 

1) When you cry and somersault at the same time.
2) A fancy word for faceplant.

Person 1: *Faceplants.*
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: I'm fine, I just did a cryersault.

Cryersault by Sans the Lucario August 1, 2018

Tumersault 

The feeling in the pit of your stomach when on a roller coaster or drop ride.

That roller coaster was crazy, my stomach was doing mad tumersaults!

Tumersault by Thinkers February 2, 2019

cumassaulted 

When a stranger walks up to you in public and smears cum in your face.

I can’t believe I got cumassaulted at the park today while minding my own business.

cumassaulted by Ccsl2 June 2, 2024