The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.
Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.