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A secondary pneumococcal infection brought on by the aspiration of jizz.
Be sure to breath correctly when going down on someone to avoid getting cumonia.
Cumonia by Scott Codeson May 3, 2021
When she chokes on your load and inhales some, subsequently developing pneumonia because of this.
I'm so sorry last night I gave you cumonia. I told you it's been a while and that was a big load you choked on!!!
Cumonia by airmanbw November 5, 2024
An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.
Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?
cumonable by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011

cumonize 

The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.
Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.
cumonize by E_bud October 14, 2006

Cumonade 

When you mix cum, sugar, lemon, water, cocaine and weed to make a wonderful drink for thots
I can't believe Harry Gabbot force fed Kadie and Beth his homemade cumonade
Cumonade by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019
Condition of the lungs when they are full of cum.
I gave that chick cummonia.
Cummonia by Lgblues37 August 28, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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