cumonia

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

Cumonia

A secondary pneumococcal infection brought on by the aspiration of jizz.

Be sure to breath correctly when going down on someone to avoid getting cumonia.

by Scott Codeson May 3, 2021

Cumonia

When she chokes on your load and inhales some, subsequently developing pneumonia because of this.

I'm so sorry last night I gave you cumonia. I told you it's been a while and that was a big load you choked on!!!

by airmanbw November 5, 2024

cumonable

An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.

Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?

by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011

cumonize

The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.

Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.

by E_bud October 14, 2006

Cumonade

When you mix cum, sugar, lemon, water, cocaine and weed to make a wonderful drink for thots

I can't believe Harry Gabbot force fed Kadie and Beth his homemade cumonade

by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

Cummonia

Condition of the lungs when they are full of cum.

I gave that chick cummonia.

by Lgblues37 August 28, 2017