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Cumonia 

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A secondary pneumococcal infection brought on by the aspiration of jizz.
Be sure to breath correctly when going down on someone to avoid getting cumonia.
Cumonia by Scott Codeson May 3, 2021

Cumonia 

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When she chokes on your load and inhales some, subsequently developing pneumonia because of this.
I'm so sorry last night I gave you cumonia. I told you it's been a while and that was a big load you choked on!!!
Cumonia by airmanbw November 5, 2024

cumonable

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An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.
Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?
cumonable by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011

cumonize 

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The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.
Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.
cumonize by E_bud October 14, 2006

Cumonade 

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When you mix cum, sugar, lemon, water, cocaine and weed to make a wonderful drink for thots
I can't believe Harry Gabbot force fed Kadie and Beth his homemade cumonade
Cumonade by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

Cummonia

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Condition of the lungs when they are full of cum.
I gave that chick cummonia.
Cummonia by Lgblues37 August 28, 2017
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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