Cummoch

When a man cums on your stomach after after you've given a hand/blow job.

"Since it was our first time hooking up, I only gave Dominic a hand job, but he cummoched before I could move!"

by heeeyd February 11, 2010

cummach

Dried up cum on the stomach. Often the result of a pull and pray

A: What took you so long to get to the pool?
B: I took a shower before coming out here, I shacked last night and felt icky.
A: Hmm, sounds like somebody had a cummach...

by Sralala October 10, 2006

Cummophobia

The fear of semen.

This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.

Being a clean freak, Levi can't stand semen because it is said he also suffers from cummophobia.

by WindexLevi November 23, 2014

cummychief

a handkerchief that is used to rub over and stimulate an erect penis until ejaculation (cum) occurs

Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief

Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 7, 2018

cummach ache

When your stomach hurts or aches after you swallow cum.

Me: "I have such a bad cummach ache"
Boyfriend: "Well you did swallow my cum"

by eekabooka November 17, 2018

cummock

A hammock that has been filled with semen.

We fucked on a hammock and now it’s a cummock.

by That_one_gay_person October 22, 2020

Cummache

A cum moustache.

Wiping cum ontop of a girls upper lip.

Damn I wish my girlfriend had a cummache like yours.

My girlfriends cummache is bigger than your dad's moustache

by Caitanator January 6, 2024