Windex

1. Cleaning product.
2. That one person on Twitter who everyone loves because of their nice retweets and great sense of humor.
Pass me the Windex, there's a stain on my window.
by WindexLevi February 18, 2015
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Fayeplanting

Synonym for 'faceplanting', often seen as a typo occuring in sentences written by people who are friends with someone called Faye.
I was Fayeplanting a cactus the other day. My friend Faye liked it...
by WindexLevi December 02, 2014
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Cummophobia

The fear of semen.

This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.
Being a clean freak, Levi can't stand semen because it is said he also suffers from cummophobia.
by WindexLevi November 23, 2014
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