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Cumjuntivitus 

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.
"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".
Cumjuntivitus by philthemoney August 8, 2003
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cumjunctivitis 

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."
cumjunctivitis by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis 

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.
She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.
Cumjunctivitis by Mabeline April 22, 2008

cumjunctivitis 

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.
Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.
cumjunctivitis by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

Cumjunctivitus 

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.
"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".
Cumjunctivitus by philthemoney August 11, 2003

CUMjunctivitis 

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.
wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!
CUMjunctivitis by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007

Cumjunktivitis 

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.
She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis
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