cumjunctivitis

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')

"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.

She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.

by Mabeline April 22, 2008

cumjunctivitis

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.

Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.

by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

CUMjunctivitis

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.

wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!

by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007

Cumjunctivitis

When a sexual partner is at the receiving end of a load of cum in his/her eye causing irritation of the eyeball.

Dude I was getting a blowjob off my mrs last night and exploded all over her face, her eye was dripping it’s now red raw she’s definitely got cumjunctivitis

by Copper balls February 19, 2019

Cumjunctivitis

When a man cums in someone’s eyes and waits for it to dry so they cannot open them again

I came on this girls face and when she woke up she had cumjunctivitis

by Salami_Towers April 15, 2019

Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.

"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"

by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009