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Definitions by philthemoney

Cumjunctivitus 

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.
"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".
Cumjunctivitus by philthemoney August 11, 2003

Cumjuntivitus 

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.
"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".
Cumjuntivitus by philthemoney August 8, 2003