an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010

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cumjesus

cumjesus is a religion. we believe that Jesus didn't die, but came (rainbow 🌈 cum) for our sins. we must drink his rainbow cum to show respect.

yooo! it's my homie cumjesus!! I drank his fantastic majestic beautiful shiny neon cum yesterday! it's not gay though because we had socks on.

cumjesus by not yeahaw April 7, 2021

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alika cujee

"I like ya cut g" But a bit more slurred so that is turns 5 words, into two. You wont understand this word unless you say it out loud.

Friend: *Gets a new cut*
John: "Alika Cujee" *Slaps back of his friend's head into oblivion*

alika cujee by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020

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Cumfeed

To deposit semen in the oral cavity of a receptor, who in turn ingests the load.

Michael: She was looking kinda hungry, so I cumfed her till she passed out.
Father Joe: You are such a great guy! It is a noble act to cumfeed the needy.
Michael: Indeed.

Cumfeed by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010

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Cumfeet

When semen gets stuck to your feet when you're taking a shower and you don't wash properly.

A: Just jerk off in the shower.

B: Idk man, walking around with cumfeet all day sucks.

Cumfeet by pilow April 25, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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