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Cuminology

The study of the art of increasing the effect of orgasmic enjoyment and or delay.
After a year of studying and practicing cuminology, I was able to bang my girlfriend for 6 straight hours without busting a nut.
by Onthefence December 9, 2008
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Cuzzinology

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.
Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.

Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts

Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!

Girl 2: We Cuzzin!

Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!

Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!

Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings

Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off

Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!

Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017
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Cumiology

A religion were it is believed that planets were created by someone immortal that can cum infinitely making the universe by different types of sperm.
Guy1: Hey bro do you believe in cumiology?
Guy2: What the fuck is that?!
by ThunderCockPeelly March 5, 2020
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criminology

Criminology branches off sociology. It is the study of crime and criminals.
"What are you studying For A levels then?"
"I am studing Criminology."
by xctinax December 24, 2006
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Culinology

The fusion of Culinary art and Food technology.
It's goal is to produce convenience foods for home that taste as if they were of a high restaurant quality.
Cheetos need to work on their Culinology.
by David Ehrlinger April 1, 2006
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cumology

Study of cum, jizz, semen.
Could be from watching people masturbate so many times or pleasuring others until cum comes out.
Or in case of some girls, sucking dicks so many times, and so much cum is in her mouth that she could study it.
Sally is well on her way to a career in cumology.
by d00dasdfasdf November 1, 2009
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Chinology

To study the scientific relevancy of chins one may inhibit.
Girl 1: I want to learn how to count chins

Girl 2: then you should take chinology
by Shit fart June 3, 2014
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