Cuzzinology
Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.
Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?
Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.
Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts
Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!
Girl 2: We Cuzzin!
Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!
Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!
Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings
Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off
Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!
Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.
Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts
Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!
Girl 2: We Cuzzin!
Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!
Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!
Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings
Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off
Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!
Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
Cuzzinology by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017
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