Cuzzinology is an
art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the
water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The
water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The
water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of
water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper
per square inch of Jacuzzi space
ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot
water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.
Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?
Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District
first and compare them to nearby regions.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The
science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.
Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts
Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!
Girl 2: We Cuzzin!
Guy 1: Look at this life! The
cosmos, the life, the cosmos!
Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!
Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings
Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so
hot it singed my
hair off
Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!
Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
