Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 05, 2004
Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 06, 2004
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by dick guzinya March 20, 2004
When a male ejaculates thick white stuff containing sperm. Or a female ejaculate a simular white fluid while reaching a sexual climax. Adjective
I'm cuming.
by Brandygirl September 23, 2013
Short for "cumulative audience", it's the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. Total amount of time spent listening does not matter...if you listen to station A for fifteen minutes one day and station B three hours every day, you're still cumed to both stations.
If you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you cume three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their cume.
by a guy who wants more cume March 19, 2004
by Athene Airheart March 19, 2004