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Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
Cumes by Glenn November 5, 2004
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Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
Cumes by Glenn November 6, 2004
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Dirty Cumes

pronounced coo-mez. When you get all wild and crazy and stay up past 9 p.m. and go to sleep with mockit milk on your upper lip.
Joe pulled a dirty cumes again last night, he's out of control
Dirty Cumes by fafafooohi December 8, 2004

gucci cumes 

When you shoot five loads onto your hairy testicle, you let them dry up to a crisp to sprinkle onto her vagina.
I heard Ted has saved up all his Gucci cumes for tonight, im so excited
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A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
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social cues 

Those important things one doesn't pick up on, which often involve or suggest willingness to engage in a relationship. Failure to pick up on social cues tends to result in missed opportunities, not limited to having a girlfriend or boyfriend and rounding the bases. Social cues are the original source of heart ache since the beginning of time.
Jeff: Hey did you notice the way Jane Doe was looking at you? She wants you to ask her out.
Joe Shmoe: Naw, bro. I'm clueless at picking up on social cues. That info would have been helpful about 3 months ago.
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He comes from a different time 

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.
Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...
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