Cumditioner
Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.
Cumditioner by uneverknowK July 11, 2011
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cumditioner
The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
cumditioner by Frukman March 13, 2008
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Cumditioner
Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair
Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner
Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution
Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner
Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution
Cumditioner is also a classic prank
when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned
when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned
Cumditioner by big balls steve December 6, 2017
cumditioner
Sally was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea when, all of the sudden, Jacob created a glory hole in the wall and jizzed all over her hair. After this dose of cumditioner, Sally's hair never felt better. It was just what she had needed all along - a guy cumming on her hair through a hole while she had diarrhea!
cumditioner by JoSwiSS March 1, 2009
Air Conditioner
An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?
-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.
-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.
Air Conditioner by 123yik June 7, 2010
Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.
Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.
Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. by coolkidcookscrack May 5, 2010
The Leaky Air Conditioner
A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
The Leaky Air Conditioner by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007
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