chamditioner

act of pouring champagne from the water fall position

dude, my hair is kinda dry, here gimme some chamditioner.

i chamditionered all over her face last night, bro.

by tshitz September 16, 2010

Cumditioner

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.

My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.

by uneverknowK July 11, 2011

Shamditioner

A mixture of shampoo and conditioner.

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.

by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011

cumditioner

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

Amy wouldn't put out so I went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of cumditioner

by Frukman March 13, 2008

shamditioner

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.

I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!

by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

Cumditioner

Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair

Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner

Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution

Cumditioner is also a classic prank

when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned

by big balls steve December 6, 2017

cumditioner

ejaculating on woman's hair

Sally was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea when, all of the sudden, Jacob created a glory hole in the wall and jizzed all over her hair. After this dose of cumditioner, Sally's hair never felt better. It was just what she had needed all along - a guy cumming on her hair through a hole while she had diarrhea!

by JoSwiSS March 1, 2009