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Cumditioner 

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.
My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.
Cumditioner by uneverknowK July 11, 2011
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Shamditioner 

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.
Shamditioner by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011

cumditioner 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
Amy wouldn't put out so I went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of cumditioner
cumditioner by Frukman March 13, 2008

shamditioner 

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.
I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!
shamditioner by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

Cumditioner 

Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair

Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner

Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution
Cumditioner is also a classic prank

when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned
Cumditioner by big balls steve December 6, 2017

cumditioner 

Sally was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea when, all of the sudden, Jacob created a glory hole in the wall and jizzed all over her hair. After this dose of cumditioner, Sally's hair never felt better. It was just what she had needed all along - a guy cumming on her hair through a hole while she had diarrhea!
cumditioner by JoSwiSS March 1, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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