chamditioner
dude, my hair is kinda dry, here gimme some chamditioner.
i chamditionered all over her face last night, bro.
i chamditionered all over her face last night, bro.
chamditioner by tshitz September 16, 2010
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Cumditioner
Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.
Cumditioner by uneverknowK July 11, 2011
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Shamditioner
Shamditioner by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011
cumditioner
The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
cumditioner by Frukman March 13, 2008
shamditioner
I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.
This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!
This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!
shamditioner by skyclad580 February 4, 2010
Cumditioner
Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair
Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner
Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution
Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner
Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution
Cumditioner is also a classic prank
when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned
when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned
Cumditioner by big balls steve December 6, 2017
cumditioner
Sally was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea when, all of the sudden, Jacob created a glory hole in the wall and jizzed all over her hair. After this dose of cumditioner, Sally's hair never felt better. It was just what she had needed all along - a guy cumming on her hair through a hole while she had diarrhea!
cumditioner by JoSwiSS March 1, 2009
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