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Cumdition 

When a guy squirts cum all over someone else's body
Kaylee : So you and Jake got a hot date tonight?
Kiersten : Uh Hell Yeah he's taking me out to dinner and a movie then were are going back to his mom's house (cause she has a king size bed and me and Jake only have a double) so he can fuck my tight little pussy, then he will Cumdition my hot little body & cuddle with me till morning!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a man to fuck my tight pussy and Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : Uh sorry to burst your bubble Kaylee but you don't have a hot little body!
Steve : Hey girls im going to Chad's tonight he's going to fuck me in the ass then Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : You know what Steve we really don't care & besides you don't have a hot little body either you big fat slob!
Kaylee : You know what Kiersten your not the only one around here with a hot little body!
Steve : Yeah I would love to fuck Kaylee's stretched out pussy then Cumdition her big beautiful body!
Kaylee : Steve shut the fuck up!
Kiersten : Yeah go Cumdition yourself In The Bathroom!
Cumdition by SlopNChop June 29, 2018
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Conditional DNP 

Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).

Chad: Bro...
Conditional DNP by Nidardos RatOiler September 8, 2021

terms and conditions 

That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.
I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.

Onew Condition 

A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.
Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.
Onew Condition by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010

condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.
A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.
condition brown by teh744 May 25, 2008

conditional agnostic 

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof
My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

Terms and conditions 

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.
Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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