Cumcrumb 

Mixing warm water with cum, resulting in a coagulated mass that resembles crumbs.

Look! I made cumcrumbs in the shower!

Cumcrumb by Laroo July 30, 2013

CumCrumb. 

A move where someone inserts bread into another's anus and proceeds to eat it.

Person 1: Have you heard of the move where they insert bread up their ass and eats it?
Person 2: You mean CumCrumb.
Person 1: Wanna do it?

CumCrumb. by TheMemeNoobGuy April 22, 2022

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

cum crumb 

Dried, crusted semen that has flaked off into smaller pieces.

The sheets in the hotel room were littered with cum crumbs.

cum crumb by The Captain Awesome October 25, 2007

cumcumber 

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

cumcumber by bumbaleena July 3, 2011

Cumcumber 

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

Cumcumber by Ibola February 18, 2021

sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to

the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater

sea cumcumber by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009