cumclock

When your grandma hugs you so tight that you cum so hard you stop time for 7 years.

Yo dude my gam gam cumclocked me into my early twenties

by Theboisouthere November 15, 2019

Cumclock

When you cum on a clock.

person 1: thats a nice cumclock

Person 2: thanks bro

by Swankers April 10, 2021

CumCocktion

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......

After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....

by Master Brawny December 27, 2016

cumblock

the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.

beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain

by kyle m July 16, 2003

Cumcock

A cock that is not cleaned after cumming.

For two days he had a cumcock.

by JaneCState November 14, 2010

cumlocked

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.

Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!

by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

cumlocks

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks

Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.

by Jip! June 23, 2006