Definitions by Jip!

Cringland 

The sometimes marshy area south of the vagina, and yet, somehow also south of the stankerous regions of the asshole.

I hear the weather in Cringland is awful shitty this time of year. Fuck Cringland.

Cringland by Jip! May 10, 2009

battle shits 

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.

This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.

battle shits by Jip! January 26, 2007

Kamikaze Cock Block 

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.

Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.

Kamikaze Cock Block by Jip! December 14, 2006

jafakin 

A white person who probably loves reggae, but for some reason speaks with a bad, fake Jamaican accent. Possibly sporting dreads as well.

Man did you see Todd? Why was he talking like that.

Oh, he is Jafakin.

jafakin by Jip! August 16, 2006

cumlocks 

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks

Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.

cumlocks by Jip! June 23, 2006

mechafrumpkin 

Like a frumpkin, only from a robot.

-see frumpkin

Data gave Captain Picard many mechafrumpkins during his tenure.

mechafrumpkin by Jip! April 21, 2006

bird nest 

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.

I gave that bitch a bird nest from here to Nasty New Brunswick.

bird nest by Jip! April 21, 2006