Cumchrist

Brutal Death Metal band from Chicago, IL. Their songs are mostly made up of hillarious anti-christian lyrics.

"Jesus Sold Me A Bunk Eigth" by Cumchrist is a hillarious song.

by thegoddamnsiege March 5, 2005

cumcrust

gritty textured dried up semen that makes telltale opaque stains

Monica lewinsky's little black dress was tastefully embellished with President Clinton's cumcrust.

by joshster August 12, 2007

Cumchest

When someone has boobs that you want to cum on. See also titfuck

My God, Sandra is a Cumchest.

by melovescheese July 24, 2009

Conchristadores

(n.) abbr. Conservative Christian Conquerors.

A play on the historical term "conquistadores" referring to Spanish conquerors of pre-colony America;

Right-wing, American religious fundamentalists bent on dominating non-Christian areas of the world, notably the Middle East.

"I think George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld and all those guys are a bunch of Conchristadores, working towards another Crusade."

by Alladin September 13, 2004

cumthirsty

A state of being where an individual wants to have someone nut down their throat.

Every time Kevin gets high on crack, he gets all horned up and starts asking dudes if he can blow them. What a cumthirsty queer.

by new haven October 15, 2009

cumcritter

a baby

Girl 1: People who don't have kids are on vacation 24/7

Girl 2: It ain't my fault that you chose to birth a cumcritter

by Thatgirlie December 5, 2025