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cumcrust 

gritty textured dried up semen that makes telltale opaque stains
Monica lewinsky's little black dress was tastefully embellished with President Clinton's cumcrust.
cumcrust by joshster August 12, 2007

Cumchest 

When someone has boobs that you want to cum on. See also titfuck
My God, Sandra is a Cumchest.
Cumchest by melovescheese July 24, 2009

Conchristadores 

(n.) abbr. Conservative Christian Conquerors.

A play on the historical term "conquistadores" referring to Spanish conquerors of pre-colony America;

Right-wing, American religious fundamentalists bent on dominating non-Christian areas of the world, notably the Middle East.
"I think George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld and all those guys are a bunch of Conchristadores, working towards another Crusade."
Conchristadores by Alladin September 13, 2004

cumthirsty 

A state of being where an individual wants to have someone nut down their throat.
Every time Kevin gets high on crack, he gets all horned up and starts asking dudes if he can blow them. What a cumthirsty queer.
cumthirsty by new haven October 15, 2009

cumcritter

Girl 1: People who don't have kids are on vacation 24/7

Girl 2: It ain't my fault that you chose to birth a cumcritter
cumcritter by Thatgirlie December 5, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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